Sep 30
that awkward moment when your sim looks like a female version of Michael Cera
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Sep 30
That awkward moment when everyone has tons of friends…
but all my friends are fictional characters from Harry Potter…
and then I’m just over here like…
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Sep 30
That awkward moment when your sluty friend calls a virgin a slut.
And you just stand there not knowing what to say :
then you’re just like :
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Sep 30
That awkward moment when you say ‘Hey’ to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out
First reaction:
Second reaction:
Third reaction:
Fourth reaction:
fifth reaction:
Last reaction:
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Sep 29
Mummy my juice box is spent.
Replenish it or I will have you terminated.
exterminate
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Sep 29
Funny Convo
Father: If you have sex, your d*** will fall off.
Teenage Boy: …. Really? …. So, did it hurt?
Father: Huh? Did what hurt?
Teenage boy: When your d*** fell off. And how did mom have Zeke? Is he adopted? *to younger brother* Hey! Dad says you’re adopted!
Ah, the shortcomings of teaching abstinence….
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